Aggressive garlic

I was cleaning up my kitchen this morning and was accosted by a little package of garlic sauce. I wanted to break up a pizza box to fit it i the trash so I stomped on it, totally forgetting about the little garlic dip they threw in there. It became an experiment in projectiles when I instantly realized what the popping sound was, as garlic sauce managed to shoot all the way up my pj pants and hit my knickers. Needless to say, I was in the shower pretty quick while everything got thrown in the wash. So gross!